Jake Chandler
20. London. I have a following. It's you.
  • "I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
    anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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    Dad Joke Dog #4 (previously)

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    This scene was perfect

    That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.

    I love this scene so much. 

    I got hella turned on by this scene.

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    Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

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    hangthecode:

    Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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    Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

    BABE

    Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

    Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

    He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

    Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

    There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

    "Occasional visits from squid man"

    Best comment.

    I just wish the movies had done a better job of explaining all of the background info….would have made the sequels a lot better. 

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